Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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