i wish there were pregnant emoticons
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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