she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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