no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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