nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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