Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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