But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
Randomize
