Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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