where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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