My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Randomize
