idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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