sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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