I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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