you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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