What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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