Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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