What a fucking waste of an outfit
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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