I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Randomize
