At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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