She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
Randomize
