ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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