your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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