just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Just invented taco cereal.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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