She went from zero to smokin in five shots
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
sex in a hospital.. check
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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