I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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