did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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