I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Hippo gnu deer
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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