Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize