Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Who did Billy Mays play for?
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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