PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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