i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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