he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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