I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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