Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
