Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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