Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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