In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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