Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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