We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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