YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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