i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
How does one acquire holy water?
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
