Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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