Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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