Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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