i just identified you from a description of your pipe
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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