This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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