That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Randomize
