just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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