it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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