Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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