if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
We need to rekindle our bromance
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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