quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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