He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I didn't notice because vodka
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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